Turd Beast

First of all what the heck is a turd beast? Really? someone sent me a picture of one on myspace and it looks like a mix between a llama and a turd. How would you make one of those? What? Maybe feed a llama a turd??? Someone please give me your opinions. That was a ridiculous thing. But I totally want one now! That way I can walk up to someone and say do you have a turdbeast? I do...People say alpacas are where the real money is but I think turdbeasts are going to be the new fur to have. It's going to be a turdolution